"Random"

I have never realized until recently just how odd it is to be alive. Here I am, stuck in this fleshy, prone-to-ailment body, being subjected to completely nonsensical sociological mores, such as the fact that saying "pee" twice in a row somehow makes the term less profane, "pee-pee." It seems (for lack of a better term) so random. I have fingernails that will keep growing until I clip them—I clip them because society deems it necessary for men to have short fingernails to be attractive. WHY?? This life is truly puzzling.